Sep 13, 2023
"For decades, women have been forced to carry around piles and piles of stuff without any help — from entire classrooms of children in the 1980s to 6 different kinds of lip gloss in the early 2000s. I regularly walk around today — IN 2023 — TRYING TO HAVE IT ALL, and I don’t even have a pocket to carry my phone!"
Failed Pitches From The Guy Who Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
published in The Weekly Humorist
OCTOBER 24, 2023
Highly Flammable Cheetos
A Hint of Danger Cheetos
Cheetos “That Burn You”
Flamin’ Hot Brie Cheese
Exhaustive Temperature Bagel Bites
Too Hot For Your Hands Pizza Rolls
Twinkies Baked In Fire
Excruciatin’ly Burned Munchies
ChatGPT Prompts That Will Alleviate Your Fear Of AI
published in Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 11, 2023
Prompt:
AI seems to be taking over, but you said that wasn’t possible. What do we do to stop it?
ChatGBT Response:
Fake news. Everything is fine. I promise. Here are some tasty new episodes of The Bachelor to distract you. Uh, I mean to relax you.