July 7, 2025
Sep 13, 2023
"For decades, women have been forced to carry around piles and piles of stuff without any help — from entire classrooms of children in the 1980s to 6 different kinds of lip gloss in the early 2000s. I regularly walk around today — IN 2023 — TRYING TO HAVE IT ALL, and I don’t even have a pocket to carry my phone!"
Failed Pitches From The Guy Who Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
published in The Weekly Humorist
OCTOBER 24, 2023
Highly Flammable Cheetos
A Hint of Danger Cheetos
Cheetos “That Burn You”
Flamin’ Hot Brie Cheese
Exhaustive Temperature Bagel Bites
Too Hot For Your Hands Pizza Rolls
Twinkies Baked In Fire
Excruciatin’ly Burned Munchies